BUFFY: Don't look at me!

GILES: You never told me you dreamt of becoming a vampire.

BUFFY: This isn't a dream.
GILES: No. No, it's not. But there's a chance that we can make it go away. This all comes from Billy. Now, if, if we can only wake him up, I believe that the nightmares will stop and reality will shift back into place, but we must do ( Read more... )

Spike: How ya feeling, mate?

Giles: Like snapping necks until everyone is dead.

Spike: Now that sounds like a Fyarl demon. Good for you.

~~Buffy Episode #68: "A New Man"~~

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GILES: Hello.

ANGEL: Um, I'm sorry to bother you.

GILES: Sorry. Coming from you, that phrase strikes me as rather funny. Sorry to bother me.

ANGEL: I need your help.

GILES: And the funny keeps on coming.

~~BtVS 3x10 “Amends”~~

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Willow: What happened with Angel?

Buffy: Nothing, as usual. A whole lotta nothing with Angel.

Xander: Bummer.

Willow: I don't understand. I mean, he likes you. More than likes.

Buffy: Angel barely says two words to me.

Xander: Don't you hate that?

Buffy: And when he does, he treats me like I'm a child.

Xander: That bastard!

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GILES: It's the end of the world.

BUFFY/WILLOW/XANDER: Again?

~~BtVS 4x11 “Doomed”~~

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KATRINA: Who the hell are you?

ANDREW: Um, your masters?

KATRINA: My what?!

JONATHAN: Where'd you put it?!

ANDREW: You had it last!

KATRINA: Are you kidding me?!

WARREN: Get the Dampener!

KATRINA: You were gonna share me with these two dorks?!

ANDREW: Hey! We're supervillains!

~~Buffy Season 6 Episode #113: "Dead Things"~~

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EVE: I just want him back, and I don't want to die.

LORNE: Oh, calm down, chicken little. Nobody can lay a finger on you without Angel's permission.

HARMONY: Yeah. I got strict instructions. No torture. You're totally safe.

EVE: You don't get it. So stupid legal order isn't going to matter. The senior partners -
LORNE: Nobody can darken our ( Read more... )

Dawn: I've only been alive for six months, huh?

Joyce: Honey, you've been alive a lot longer than that to us.

Dawn: You don't know that! You don't know anything. I'm, I'm just a key, right? Everything about me is made up.

Buffy: Dawn ... Mom and I know what we feel. I know I care about you. I know that I worry about you-
Dawn: You worry about me ( Read more... )

GILES: When you live on top of a... a mystical convergence it's only a matter of time before a fresh hell breaks loose. Now is the time that you should train more strictly, you should hunt and patrol more keenly, you should hone your killing day and night.
BUFFY: And the little slice of life that still belongs to me from, I don't know, seven to ( Read more... )

Joyce: I, I... I hope I'm not out of line, but... I-I-I wanted to say how sorry I am about, uh, that teacher, Ms. Calendar. Buffy said you were close.

Giles: Oh, uh... Thank you. (looks up)

Joyce: Buffy's been so down since it happened. I mean, she never gets sick.

Giles: Well, I'm sure she'll be, uh... She'll be fine.

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